Living in the Past #3
Gaz's Bucks Weekend (cont)
The final installment of the greatest weekends ever. Enjoy.
Sunday 27/03/05 Bowls DayThe final day/night in what had already been a massive weekend began (sometime mid morning) again with a few breaky beers. Bignuts did his KFC run (from Friday nights dice of destiny game), for lunch which incidently was not long after we surfaced. It was around this time that we lost a few players with Graz, Tom Green and Adam having had enough and heading home. Pussy's! However, not before one of the funniest things of the weekend. Tom Green was packing his shit up in Ringos room when Tom's missus Sacha commented that Ringo didn't even get undressed before going to bed the previous night. When suddenly ringo ripped back the quilt leaving him with his shirt on, but nothing else and exposing his small bent wang. And saying "yeah i did i just couldn't undo the buttons on my shirt". A very very memorable, funny and disturbing moment Ringo.
After lunch we watched the cowboys beat the warriors during which we got the great idea of having a game of footy ourselves. Some high quality football was played out over what seemed like 2 hours, with the side of Musa, Fat, Bignuts, Proctor & Scotty don't know just getting over the top of the team of Pops, Boris, Leary, Ringo & Gaz. Musa and Pops were by far the standouts for their respective sides. After changing and rehydrating it was across the road to play a few ends at the bowls club. There was some outstandingly bad play and much much less good play. Greeky who clains to have represented Qld in junior bowls was without doubt in the top 3 shittest bowlers of the afternoon.
2 hours of getting ready later it was off to the Mermaid Beach Tav for a Sunday session. The night almost turned bad immediately when the groom himself was on the verge of going home after a shot of tequilla started playing tricks with his bowels. A change of drink however to the trusty red bull & vodka soon had him firing again. Shitloads of rb & v's and tequilla shots later and after Ringo kicked over a chair and subsquently got himself kicked out (it was closing time mind you), we heading into Surfers. Where the highlights included Gaz & Nuts slutting it up on the d floor and the Fat trying to tune a chick while her boyfreind was sitting there.
Slowly everyone headed home to Surf Park. I arrived back to find Greeky lying on the floor rubbing his fat guts and moaning "oh, my guts hurt". The fat was once again first asleep, he wasn't the first in bed but was definitely the first asleep. Giving him the sleeping beauty award for all three nights. Gaz also got the trifecta after he and nuts were the last ones home. Everyone knew this after nuts woke all up by screaming "get a bit of go about you" at the top of his lungs. A great and somewhat appropriate way to finishing the greatest weekends ever.
After lunch we watched the cowboys beat the warriors during which we got the great idea of having a game of footy ourselves. Some high quality football was played out over what seemed like 2 hours, with the side of Musa, Fat, Bignuts, Proctor & Scotty don't know just getting over the top of the team of Pops, Boris, Leary, Ringo & Gaz. Musa and Pops were by far the standouts for their respective sides. After changing and rehydrating it was across the road to play a few ends at the bowls club. There was some outstandingly bad play and much much less good play. Greeky who clains to have represented Qld in junior bowls was without doubt in the top 3 shittest bowlers of the afternoon.
2 hours of getting ready later it was off to the Mermaid Beach Tav for a Sunday session. The night almost turned bad immediately when the groom himself was on the verge of going home after a shot of tequilla started playing tricks with his bowels. A change of drink however to the trusty red bull & vodka soon had him firing again. Shitloads of rb & v's and tequilla shots later and after Ringo kicked over a chair and subsquently got himself kicked out (it was closing time mind you), we heading into Surfers. Where the highlights included Gaz & Nuts slutting it up on the d floor and the Fat trying to tune a chick while her boyfreind was sitting there.
Slowly everyone headed home to Surf Park. I arrived back to find Greeky lying on the floor rubbing his fat guts and moaning "oh, my guts hurt". The fat was once again first asleep, he wasn't the first in bed but was definitely the first asleep. Giving him the sleeping beauty award for all three nights. Gaz also got the trifecta after he and nuts were the last ones home. Everyone knew this after nuts woke all up by screaming "get a bit of go about you" at the top of his lungs. A great and somewhat appropriate way to finishing the greatest weekends ever.
The Awards:
DOG - C Millers
Night Cat - A Gear & C Millers
Sleeping Beauty - D O'Brien
Elton John - N Green
for not playing footy to watch Manly play
DOG - C Millers
Night Cat - A Gear & C Millers
Sleeping Beauty - D O'Brien
Elton John - N Green
for not playing footy to watch Manly play
posted by CDRGG at 2:11 pm
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