Floss' Profile

Name: Luke McCloskey
Assoc: PC2 Member
Aka: Floss, Tosser
Status: Rooting Around (well trying too)
Currently Resides: Back in the Berg and living with Potter
Skills: Moving House
Fav Sports: League, Cricket and Female Jelly Wrestling
Fav Teams: Canberra "the green machine" Raiders
Drink of Choice: XXXX Gold and Jim Beam
By Day: Sells houses (well tries too)
Famous Quotes: "Ya don't know", "Your mums a top bloke and your dads got shit tits"
Once got so drunk: Spewed in his sleep and woke up to warm sticky concoction on his face with Jimmy/Coke all over his bed.
Accreditations: Nil
Dislikes: Not being able to drink at work
People would most like to have a beer with: Meninga, Bob Hawke, Shane Warne (to get some phone no's), Jessica Alba (just to try and get her that pissed i might score).
Fav Female Body Part: Arse
Fav Day of the Year: Any Public Hol

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1 Comments:
FAG!!! lol
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