Living in the Past # 1
Gaz's Bucks Weekend
Warning: The following story and photos may be found offensive to some people. If thats you then your a tosser!
The bucks weekend was without doubt one of the greatest weekends for everyone who attended. It was such a memorable event for a number of reasons, firstly for being gaz's bucks weekend, der. But it also acted as a second bucks weekend to Scotty don't know, who incidently got married a week after A Gear and the fat left to go overseas not long after also, so it was a bit of a send off for him as well. These things combined made for a very special and absolutely huge weekend with many stories to be told which we will atempt to do here. As such each of the three days will be looked at seperately. Also there will be awards given out for each of the three days, voted for by the cdrgg and not up for dispute. However, if there are things that have been forgotten or overlooked and need adding, simply post a comment and let me know what it is. So for those who were there enjoy this trip down memory lane while those who weren't, well enjoy as well. We begin with the stripper night and stay tuned for the rest of the weekend.
25/04/06 Stripper Night
The weekend of all weekends began the Easter holidays on a very special day, Good Friday (later remaned stripper night). It basically started off with everybody being introduced or catching up over a beer or two or ten. There were a number of people who hadn't been to surf park or even meet any of the coast boys yet so they was alot of sledging and story telling going on. Once everyone had arrived and been introduced we all got settled for the nights entertainment. For anyone who doesn't know what that entailed, here's a clue....its was a bucks weekend! Got it yet, no? Then your a dumbasre......look what the nights' known as.
The ladies arrived to a room full of blokes well on they're way to being drunk (if not already) , all of whom were eagerly anticipating the show to follow. A quick rearrange of the furniture and reshuffle of seats for prime viewing position had everyone ready to go. A bit of a despute between the fat and bignuts for the 'bestman seat' was quickly settled much to the luck of the fat. The show began and was well underway within the first 2 minutes. Now without going into detail the ladies put on a wonderful show that i'm sure everyone was pleased with (great work to the fat for organising it). There were many many highlights and memorable moments. Over which numerous arguements would rage as to the "best thing". The lollipops were right up there in my opinion as was the forehead buff.
Watching the footy after the strippers
(note: is that a lollipop stick nuts' is sucking?)
After the entertainment was complete we sat back to watch the roosters and the broncos do battle. The game wasn't real memorable for me personally, whether this was because i was drunk or simply because i had other things on my mind, i'm not sure but apparently the brocs smashed them 40 - 22. After this will still had a few hours to kill before we could head out as nothing opened til midnight (it was good friday remember), so jordo the king of organising he his made up a little game for everyone to play. Basically he made up a list of things to do ie. have an egg cracked on your head (see Greeky's Profile), get KFC for everyone in the morning, put a bag of ice on your nuts for 5 mins (see Chief below) wear a g-string (so it was visible) all night and so fourth. The tasks were then assigned a number between 2 and 12 and everyone took turns rolling two dice to see what there fate would be. This provided immense enjoyment, mainly for those who were fortunate enough to get off scott free. After the game and the few hours it took everyone to get ready we headed out for a night on the coast. Again I don't remember what happened when we went out so let me know what you can remember so i can add it. Pops.
The bucks weekend was without doubt one of the greatest weekends for everyone who attended. It was such a memorable event for a number of reasons, firstly for being gaz's bucks weekend, der. But it also acted as a second bucks weekend to Scotty don't know, who incidently got married a week after A Gear and the fat left to go overseas not long after also, so it was a bit of a send off for him as well. These things combined made for a very special and absolutely huge weekend with many stories to be told which we will atempt to do here. As such each of the three days will be looked at seperately. Also there will be awards given out for each of the three days, voted for by the cdrgg and not up for dispute. However, if there are things that have been forgotten or overlooked and need adding, simply post a comment and let me know what it is. So for those who were there enjoy this trip down memory lane while those who weren't, well enjoy as well. We begin with the stripper night and stay tuned for the rest of the weekend.
25/04/06 Stripper Night
The weekend of all weekends began the Easter holidays on a very special day, Good Friday (later remaned stripper night). It basically started off with everybody being introduced or catching up over a beer or two or ten. There were a number of people who hadn't been to surf park or even meet any of the coast boys yet so they was alot of sledging and story telling going on. Once everyone had arrived and been introduced we all got settled for the nights entertainment. For anyone who doesn't know what that entailed, here's a clue....its was a bucks weekend! Got it yet, no? Then your a dumbasre......look what the nights' known as.
The ladies arrived to a room full of blokes well on they're way to being drunk (if not already) , all of whom were eagerly anticipating the show to follow. A quick rearrange of the furniture and reshuffle of seats for prime viewing position had everyone ready to go. A bit of a despute between the fat and bignuts for the 'bestman seat' was quickly settled much to the luck of the fat. The show began and was well underway within the first 2 minutes. Now without going into detail the ladies put on a wonderful show that i'm sure everyone was pleased with (great work to the fat for organising it). There were many many highlights and memorable moments. Over which numerous arguements would rage as to the "best thing". The lollipops were right up there in my opinion as was the forehead buff.
Watching the footy after the strippers(note: is that a lollipop stick nuts' is sucking?)
Finally the Awards:
DOG Award - A Gear
(Drunkest On Ground)
Night Cat Award - A Gear
(Last Home)
Elton Award - Old man Robbo for not chipping in for the strippers.
(Named after Elton John and is the award for the gayest/softest moment)
Sleeping Beauty Award - The one and only Fat.
(First in Bed)
DOG Award - A Gear
(Drunkest On Ground)
Night Cat Award - A Gear
(Last Home)
Elton Award - Old man Robbo for not chipping in for the strippers.
(Named after Elton John and is the award for the gayest/softest moment)
Sleeping Beauty Award - The one and only Fat.
(First in Bed)
Labels: LITP
posted by CDRGG at 2:30 pm
2 Comments:
Sleeping Beauty my fucking fat hair arse! Maybe I was, I cant remember. But pretty sure I wasnt.
Fatman
my bad ringo, i apologise. as for the fat being out late i'm not disputing that for a second. he was however still the first in bed. sorry fat rules is rules.
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