The Queerest of Them All

Warning! So here is another article from Greeky. Now this is most definitely Greeky's worst piece for the blog, more so than the Golden Shower Kid piece which was not recieved well at all. So for those out there who think that maybe you shouldn't be reading this....don't. That is without doubt you Mrs O. Finally please direct complaints to Greeky himself.

I was twiddling my thumbs at Donnies luxurious beachside unit at Bargara during my holidays when someone asked me who was the biggest queer of them all in the CDRGG. My instincts kicked in and i went to call out Buckshots name. But then i started to think about it and really wonder who "the queerest of them all" was.

Pops Hannay - Well, what can i say. There is definite signs of queer in him. He is the only member of the CDRGG who enjoys painting his toenails. He is a self-confused lover of pole and was once famously quoted as saying "show us some dick!" He has been known to flash his genital regions and always seems to be naked. Tip: Loves the pole and is in definite contention. Denfinite placing.
Bignuts Millers - Ok, i have a thousand stories to tell about Bignuts and his man loving antics, but since i haven't got much time i'll keep it brief. He once enquired as to sliding a tent pole into another man's arse; that pretty much sums it up i would say? Some would say his recent engagement to Big Sal would cement him as least favourite for the queer title, however i believe it's a smoke screen for his true lust for the pole. He is well known for introducing gay shit to the members of the CDRGG back in 1998. Tip: Tough to call with marriage on the cards, possible outsider.
Puppa Quinn - Quinny hasn't shown much lust for the dick. Ha has never participated in a shower session and has always looked sickened when the word queer is mentioned. Tip: Class too good for this one, better value elsewhere.
Buckshot McClardy - The original creator of "smoke my pole!" He loves flashing his cock, balls and ass. He is a self-confused lover of pole and loves turkey slapping, although he hasn't confirmed which sex he loves doing it to. He has rooted thousands of women which help sway the arguement away from the queer. He is a tough call. Tip: Possible showing, definite bet for the place.
Gazza Gear: Gaz has not shown a positive trend towards being queer. He has participated in random shower sessions (in fact everyone that's taken place), however does not seem to show a liking for cock. He is well known for his marriage to Mel and we believe he enjoys experimenting randomly with his shower sessions. Tip Outclassed in this one. Needs to find form.
Fat O'Brien - The fatman has been a well known advocate for heterosexuals. On regular occasions he has handed out blastings for gay activities and has been a regular activist against shower sessions (we have tried explaining to him that we are in a drought and need to conserve water). He has been known to get naked, but only with heavy liquor in his system. Tip: In bad form, lots of work to do to meet this class.
Greeky Green: It's a tough call grading myself, but i'll make sure i do it without bias. Greeky has been a definite show-er in the queer races. He has attended multiple shower sessions and has been known to get naked and flash his genitalia. He has also been heard asking questions about how Bignose will use his tent pole. Was a founder of Gay shit with Bignose Millers in 1998. Tip: Definite placing, must have in the trifecta.

Its a tough call, but i would have to say that without doubt after thinking about it i would still go with my first thought and have my money on Buckshot. After further investigations it was discovered he smokes the keno man's pole so he gets 5 from 5 every year to win the PC. I also got some inside mail (that is the photo below), from one of his friends from the Mardi Gras. So Bucky your Queer! Greeky.

Yep not much doubt about it!