Greeky's Gibberish #2

Greetings all and welcome to another instalment of Greeky's Gibberish. Before i begin i would like to send out a big XXXX thanks to all those people who sent in fan mail and emails of support etc for the first Gibberish. I was overwhelmed with the support and positive feedback i recieved in response to my article and thought i would share one particular email i recieved during the week.

Dear Greeky, I just wanted to say i loved your article. It was very uplifting and inspirational on many fronts. Firstly the pride you have for XXXX Gold is unbelievable. I personally drink Tooheys New because all my mates do, but secretly i love Gold as well. When we go to sporting events where they only serve Gold i can't get enough of the stuff. Although i'm ashamed to admit i bag it out with my friends. I just wish i had the courage to be as open with my feelings as you are and let them all know how i really feel. I think the problem stems from wishing to be a qlder, yes sadly i'm a blue. But Greeky you have inspired me to be more open with my true feelings and maybe even express myself more. Possible have an arguement with someone or simply rant on about something. So thankyou. Yours Sincerely Jay W, Gold Coast.

I'm glad my story helped you Jay W and again thank-you to all who let me know what you thought. Now to this weeks installment, which is about the one and only Corey Millers.

"Bignuts"

I was sitting at work the other day when i randomly started to piss myself laughing (incidently something i do regularly). Basically it came about when a person with a bignose walked into work and it got me thinking about another bignose i know, Corey. Next thing you know i'm laughing at all the funny things that have happened to Bignuts Millers over the years i've known him. Most of you would know these stories but here are a couple that spring to mind.

Firstly there was him getting piped by Buckshot last year in the punters club. Bignose had it won with only a round to go, until Bucky placed a "i've got no idea about betting so i'll put it on keno" bet that ended up winning over $300 and in the process the CDRGG title for the year. Much to the utter dismay of Bignuts. Then there was the now world famous lollipop incident. Some, Tom Green & Proctor say it was lucky but to the majority they wouldn't have been happy with a chocolate one when they thought it was vanilla.

Even going back 5 years to good old race days i can see bignuts getting f#*ked up. He was standing there peacefully sipping a VB (thats all that was left on tap), watching a fight break out between two dipshits over a hot chick. Good old Bignuts was there telling them to hit each other and egging them on when they came crashing into him spilling his VB over himself and knocking him to the ground. It didn't help Dan and I telling him to "chill man they're free, you can just get another one". Anyway, i just wanted to share the love for Bignose call him a tosser and wish him more embrassing incidents for the future for us to laugh at.