Smooman's Profile
Name: Justin BryerAssoc: PC2 Member
Aka: Smooman, Heavy J, JB, Big J, Bear, Captain Spadge
Status: Single - depends on who is asking
Currently Resides: Ocean front Bargara with Mr Prilly
Skills: Being a 'showman' in the bedroom with an audience at the window. Making pizza's
Fav Sports: Basketball, League, Cricket & Football (soccer)
Fav teams: Broncos, Liverpool FC, Bundaberg Bulls
Drink of Choice: Gold, Dark & Stormy & anything with Tequilla
By Day: Eagleboys Owner/Franchisee
Famous Quote: "Hey, save some for dessert"
Once got so drunk: Walked up and tried to crack onto a manequin at a surf shop while rolling drink after at Fridays on the Wharf.
Accreditations: Picked up 2 chicks from different countries one night
Dislikes: Hate being asked a question and then having my answer questioned. You have my answer, fucking deal with it!
People would most like to have a beer with: Matty Hayden, Micheal Jordon, Dean Jones
Fav Female Body Part: Lower back, heading towards the ass
Fav day of the year: X-mas day- the only day my shop is closed
Labels: Profiles
posted by CDRGG at 10:57 am
7 Comments:
Definete Queer. Without a doubt.
Yeah definitely a member of team cumbag
I just realised where that first picture is from. Its that shit par 5 at Bargara that runs along the water. Looks like Smooman cant punt and cant play golf either. hahaha
I was there with him that day playing golf, it is the shit par 5 at Bargara greeky, believe it or not he game himself a birdie for that hole, I counted 13. Best part was that he ruined a $70 pair of shoes to get a $2.50 golf ball out of the drink. Cockhead.
Ill say it again...definete queer!
Make pizza's my arse as a skill. Only one man passed through those doors that could create the perfect pizza - Greeky Green. Can make a pizza/smash down a pizza I can.
smooman? interesting choice of nickname.........clearly loves the cock...
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