Living in the Past #2

Gaz's Bucks Weekend (cont)

Being that its coming up to Easter (thus the anniversary of the bucks weekend), i've been thinking about whether or not this Easter will be as good. Personally i hope so but doubt it. So due to popular demand (Ringo) here is the second installment of the Bucks weekend. Enjoy.

Saturday 26/03/05 Race Day
The morning began with a few breaky beers (some of us had beers) and some storytelling/reminiscing about the previous night. We then got ready and headed off to the Gold Coast Turf Club for a day at the races. There were some sore sore heads but the majority of blokes had a beer first up. Scotty don't know didn't have one for at least an hour while graz at one stage during the day was seen drinking a girls vodaka drink. For which both were contenders for the Elton Award for the gayest/softest moment of the day.

Waiting for the cabbage/getting ready.

The races were probably most memorable for two things. Firstly how drunk the fat got (i was partially responsible as i was his beer bitch after losing a bet and i made sure he had a beer in his hand pretty much the whole time) and secondly playing the 'donk' game. The fat wasn't a big fan of the game after he dropped about 4 or 5 coronas but it was fun at the time. As for the actual races (correct me if i'm wrong), but the fat was the only one who did alright over the whole day. So after a shitload of beers, some winners, even more hard-luck stories, thousands of perves and some blood shed, it was off to the cas.

Gaz and Fat looking gay

While heading to the cas i experienced what was in my top 3 all time cab rides. The cabbage with ringo in it was unbelievably funny and the cabbage was a deadset champion. Once inside we (about 15 blokes) accosted a blackjack table unfortunately we weren't allowed to take photos which was a damn shame. My best memory was playing blackjack and ringo calling the dealer (who was raping us all) a c#*t, for which he got into trouble then not long after he yelled out "you can't........do that!" Great stuff ringo. Once again there weren't too many winners, gaz jagged jupiters on the chocy wheel and ringo went alright at blackjack from memory. From there it was a big trek to the Prince Albert.

Inside someone bet the fat he wouldn't get served in his current state, to which he said "na na na na na na na!" He then stumbled to the bar and got served. The fat hung around for awhile but was in no state to head out, thus potter offered to give him a lift home. So the fat said goodbye and went into autopilot. Potter's car was at Jules'. "I love you womby!" So we got him home and onto the couch where we proceeded to pass out......time 9:15pm! Tosser.

After heading back to the cas we eventually made it out. However i have no idea where we went, what happened (i do vaugely remember some flogger playing a piano) or what time we got home, so please let me now what you remember so i can add it.

The Awards:
DOG Award - The Fat
Night Cat Award - A Gear
Elton Award - The Fat
Sleeping Beauty Award - The Fat